From my home town in Tennessee

A dead rabbit may be responsible for neighbors not being very neighborly on Thanksgiving Day.

Monroe County Deputy Jeff McMillan responded to a call about 11:30am Thursday to learn that three neighbors were upset over a dead rabbit.

The names were changed to protect the idiots.

Neighbor #1 complained that neighbor #2’s dog had killed a rabbit in her yard. So she proceeded to throw the dead rabbit across the fence to neighbor #2 when the rabbit hit a tree and bounced into neighbor #3’s yard. Neighbor #3 was then enraged, charging that her children ‘might be infected with some disease from the dead rabbit’.

Deputy McMillan explained the childishness of the whole thing and went on to his next assignment.

After which he investigated thoroughly a dead turkey.